"When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown."
hkirkh:


godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.

pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

laurazocca:

I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

princefili:

an unexpected journey:

image

the desolation of smaug:

image

the battle of five armies:

image

pleatedjeans:

via

isnt-it-funny-how-i-just:

houshisama:

Okay so does Sesshomaru hate humans and hanyou because of Inuyasha and his Mother or the other way around?

I could never figure that out.

"After his father died to protect his new hanyō half-brother, Inuyasha, and his human mother,…

thenimbus:

leaked scene from Toy Story 4 

thenimbus:

leaked scene from Toy Story 4 

ride-me-down-easy:

🍑 butts.

ride-me-down-easy:

🍑 butts.

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