"When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown."
mchlsu:

i like nilesy a lot but everytime i draw him he somehow ends up with cat features (nervous laughter) my bad

mchlsu:

i like nilesy a lot but everytime i draw him he somehow ends up with cat features (nervous laughter) my bad

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

katara:

you ever just ugh really hard 

ofborrowedlight:

asp-the-mask:

themaskednegro:

Hyrule Warriors is game of the year and I don’t even have a Wii U.

why are the chickens in the zelda games the most powerful things in the games. I mean come on, is there some chicken god that we don’t know about that gives them all that power and numbers after getting hit.

you don’t know birds

hanabridge:

setsuna22:

dekutree:

officialcrow:

actias:

ascending

aw fuck na

goodbye world

so long and thanks for all the fish

Let me show you the dance of my people

hanabridge:

setsuna22:

dekutree:

officialcrow:

actias:

ascending

aw fuck na

goodbye world

so long and thanks for all the fish

Let me show you the dance of my people

jazzytrenchcoatfromhell:

alongstrangeride:

dickmark:

goplayballwithyourmama:

repeat after me

a ship doesnt have to be canon to fucking ship it

now say it with me

a ship being canon doesn’t mean people have to like it

and finally

not all ships need to be canon and if you harass producers/writers/actors about your ship you’re a dick

Super relevant.

jsantagato:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

Hahaha

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

image

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

jakewhyman:

Deadpool Test Footage (x)

Make the damn movie already, Fox!

ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”